Peer Pressure

KIDS,

Don’t go to school
Play with matches
Throw rocks at cars,
Throwing rocks is cool

People invented rocks to throw them

Why else would there be, so many rocks?

God created cars to throw rocks at

That’s why cars have windows, so throw some fucking rocks

KIDS,

Don’t go to school
Eat lots of candy
Don’t learn how to swim
Jump in a pool

Standing in the pool with your shirt on

Eating packets of sugar like a boss

KIDS,

Don’t go to school
Watch R rated movies
Talk to strangers
Strangers have candy

Eating candy with strangers in a pool

Watching snuff films in HD

Ain’t no Snuffleupagus here
He’s not cool, but you know what is?
The warm feeling in the pool when you pee

Author: Anon E Mouse

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