Online Dating

My friends said try online dating so I made an Etsy account

Haven’t met a girl but I’ve got an Etsy account

Buying handcrafted items like a motherfuckin baller
My cat’s newly woven kitten mittens,
pussy shot caller

Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, y’all don’t know shit
Made 68 bucks on Etsy sellin’ black and white dick pics

Vintage penis photography
Testicular autobiography
This is modern art, not a pornography

“Like oh my God I’ve never seen pixelated dog ears on a dickhead!”
I painted a realistic face on my dick
to Snapchat a Make a Wish kid in its sick bed

They call my dick Tinman because of his heart
Ran the yellow brick dick road from finish to start
Wrapped my dick in a FitBit to track my dick steps and motions
I should start online dating
Ran out of handcrafted Etsy lotion

Author: Anon E Mouse

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