Author Archives: Anon E Mouse

Peer Pressure

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KIDS,

Don’t go to school
Play with matches
Throw rocks at cars,
Throwing rocks is cool

People invented rocks to throw them

Why else would there be, so many rocks?

God created cars to throw rocks at

That’s why cars have windows, so throw some fucking rocks

KIDS,

Don’t go to school
Eat lots of candy
Don’t learn how to swim
Jump in a pool

Standing in the pool with your shirt on

Eating packets of sugar like a boss

KIDS,

Don’t go to school
Watch R rated movies
Talk to strangers
Strangers have candy

Eating candy with strangers in a pool

Watching snuff films in HD

Ain’t no Snuffleupagus here
He’s not cool, but you know what is?
The warm feeling in the pool when you pee

Author: Anon E Mouse

Online Dating

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My friends said try online dating so I made an Etsy account

Haven’t met a girl but I’ve got an Etsy account

Buying handcrafted items like a motherfuckin baller
My cat’s newly woven kitten mittens,
pussy shot caller

Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, y’all don’t know shit
Made 68 bucks on Etsy sellin’ black and white dick pics

Vintage penis photography
Testicular autobiography
This is modern art, not a pornography

“Like oh my God I’ve never seen pixelated dog ears on a dickhead!”
I painted a realistic face on my dick
to Snapchat a Make a Wish kid in its sick bed

They call my dick Tinman because of his heart
Ran the yellow brick dick road from finish to start
Wrapped my dick in a FitBit to track my dick steps and motions
I should start online dating
Ran out of handcrafted Etsy lotion

Author: Anon E Mouse

Basket of Deplorables, a Love Story

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Basket of deplorable personas

People right up until nurture took over for human nature

Tell me about blood shed before you routed the roots of your family tree

Bleeding over a fear of change and knowing no repercussions

No laws, all freedom? Ignorance spread over wild bond fires binding those who followed the herd that followed what was heard from those that never listened.

History repeats due to consistent inconsistencies in force fed beliefs believed by those temporarily powerful

Toppling towers to tip the balance

Balance

Unity

Break the barriers of love, language,

Life

We are all the same perfect person with immaterial imperfections

The farmer shows his blemishes, his scarred, scared hands

to the CEO who then shows her own blemishes, her broken heart

They share this with each other growing love for one another

Then look into the mirror realizing the sister and brother walking the bridge together(hand in hand) are family

As You’re Told | EXPLICIT

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When they went to the beach there was nothing left


Everyone was there

Everyone Was


They ate the life from The Sea until it became an ocean to cross


Othersided we walk

You’ve seen the pathways

You have run upon them


not on them.

can’t have them


Above and beyond is not always open and wide


Vacuum clean imagined futures until hypothetically palpable


Climb a tangent until you broke the branch

Break the branch off


Is dinner over.

May I be excused?


Curtsy like the facetious fuck that you are

Slightly pulling skirts up can be believed courteous while known to falsify the norms of courtesy


Breath into a brown paper bag insulated by plastic


Suffocated life as an orange dripping juices


punctuated sponge




Spangle the banner

Right until seeing stars,


Up above what?

sit.

that’s a good boy


Do unto others as you’re told to do

Because I said,”so”.



Author: Russ Palmer Silberman