KIDS,
Don’t go to school
Play with matches
Throw rocks at cars,
Throwing rocks is cool
People invented rocks to throw them
Why else would there be, so many rocks?
God created cars to throw rocks at
That’s why cars have windows, so throw some fucking rocks
KIDS,
Don’t go to school
Eat lots of candy
Don’t learn how to swim
Jump in a pool
Standing in the pool with your shirt on
Eating packets of sugar like a boss
KIDS,
Don’t go to school
Watch R rated movies
Talk to strangers
Strangers have candy
Eating candy with strangers in a pool
Watching snuff films in HD
Ain’t no Snuffleupagus here
He’s not cool, but you know what is?
The warm feeling in the pool when you pee