Texting Your Mom and Driving | EXPLICIT

Texting your mom and driving is perfect and ok.

Not my mom but your mom.

and she likes it when I say,

“I’m a motherfucker fuck your mother withOUT a rubber, give your son a sister and/or a new brother”

Then she replies,

“It’s alright, it’s ok

I’m a kind-of-hot-for-my-age divorcée

Let your member become a member of my members only club.

Stick your ticket deep inside of my

stub-i-ly hub.

FYI, the club’s inside, of my vagina

I’m a fan of metaphors, I’m on all fours

Cum inside of my vagina.”

Author: Anon E Mouse

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