Texting your mom and driving is perfect and ok.
Not my mom but your mom.
and she likes it when I say,
“I’m a motherfucker fuck your mother withOUT a rubber, give your son a sister and/or a new brother”
Then she replies,
“It’s alright, it’s ok
I’m a kind-of-hot-for-my-age divorcée
Let your member become a member of my members only club.
Stick your ticket deep inside of my
FYI, the club’s inside, of my vagina
I’m a fan of metaphors, I’m on all fours
Cum inside of my vagina.”